Now a whole year old, she’s getting retrofunked and checking out her punk roots….

 

First off, stop calling it a hospital bag. You’re not an invalid, for fuck’s sake – you’re about to heroically expel a small human being from your body. That’s a survival kit you’re preparing.

 

Another selection of tunes from Mini-MI’s rapidly expanding list of favourites. This month, she’s discovered the joys of rap and is continuing her love affair with the catchy bassline.

 
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I was recently informed that this is an example of a terrible headline/subject line that would put people off reading further. Got to say, I totally disagree. For one thing, you just did it.

 

At 5 months of age, her ears untarnished by the icky sounds of Bieber et al., I consider Mini-MI to be the ultimate arbiter of musical taste. Here’s her current Top 10…

Jul 062010
 

Stuff I’ve tried a million different versions of until I found one that was good… Black eyeliners – they’re either too hard & scratchy, too soft & smeary, look dark grey instead of black, or settle into my skin and don’t wash off for days.  Benefit Bad Gal eyeliner feels lovely & smooth, makes a nice clean line, smudges & blends well, but doesn’t rub off. Scratch mittens for babies (to stop mini-MI from shredding her face with her own tiny sharp fingernails). Primark’s mittens are the only ones she can’t pull off too easily, and they’re the cheapest too [...]

Jun 102010
 

The fear of digital attacks and privacy leakages (matron!) drives people to withdraw from online society and hole up in Luddite cybersurvivalist hovels. Or maybe they just whine about it and have another coffee.  Either way, “cybersurvivalism” is a great word and I claim it if nobody else already has. (A quick google reveals that “cybersurvivalist” was used by Brian Hayes in 1998, writing for American Scientist. And the domain cybersurvivalist.com was registered in 1997. Dang.) So here’s my pick of the latest interweb’s-gonna-getcha articles & posts… Aza Raskin’s tab napping proof-of-concept. Some kind of digital Darwinism is weeding out [...]

Jun 052010
 

Things that have made me yay/lol/:-O/wtf/ha!/etc: Giant clothes swap at Bigwardrobe.com. Having Sex: It’s All in Your Head (Wired.com) The neurochemistry of  shagging. Warner Bros Sued for Pirating Anti Piracy Technology (The Escapist.com) Raised a ha! and a bit of a lol. Do we clamp the umbilical cord too soon? (ScienceDaily.com) Evidence that clamping should be delayed in normal births to maximise transmission of stem cells, clotting factors and whatnot to the child. Eat bacteria to boost brain power (NewScientist.com) Playing in the dirt & eating mud makes you smarter. Official.

 

It’s been six-and-a-bit weeks since mini-MI’s birth, so here’s some initial observations… Breastfeeding stimulates the baby’s gut. This means you get farted on a lot. Isn’t nature wonderful. At 4 or 5 a.m., breastfeeding may also stimulate the mother’s gut, leading to a “get screamed at or shit yourself?” dilemma. Babies grimace when they have wind, and it looks like a smile. This I already knew. I hadn’t considered, however, that this means they frequently give you a cheery grin while farting on you. Colic is officially defined as something along the lines of “inconsolable crying for at least a [...]

 

How Many Calories Do You Burn While Tweeting? (Mashable.com) There’s an app for that… 2DGoggles.com: a genius webcomic featuring Charles Babbage and Ada Lovelace. The SciencePhoto.com collection of sciencey images is vast enough for hours of edifying browsing. Who Calls Me – if you get missed calls or messages from unknown organisations, put in the phone number from your caller ID into the search box to find out who uses that number and what experiences other users have had with them. The Rebel Pin-Up Page publishes a new pin-up picture each day with lovely retro-styled ladies on three different networks: Facebook, [...]

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