We made these cupcakes today. Frosted ones with jelly drops on top, fairy cakes with lemon curd and lime buttercream icing, blackcurrant jam filled ones with lids, and my experimental ones with frosting over lemon curd. Nom.
Jul 102011
July 1, 2011
All psychology is amateur, Crash Test Baby, The science of Machiavelli Id No Responses »
You know those times when you’ve stressed out loud while your baby was sleeping? Turns out it can still hear how you feel.
Did they get Prince Philip to script this? I should sue them for the injuries sustained in dropping my jaw to the fucking floor.
May 152011
Gods, I’d forgotten how peaceful it is. Lovely walks, amazing food (steak de cheval, fresh asparagus, a fresh apple juice with lime at Apple A Day in Luxembourg city) and an all-encompassing sense of calm and order. Everything was… nice.
Mar 122011
I just have one problem: WTF happened to my tits? When they’re empty, they look it. Seriously. It’s like someone stole my breasts and left a pair of socks stapled to my chest in their place.
Feb 112011
Should anyone want a way to get to the baby-related stuff without passing through the unlikely wastelands of my modelling career, sex life and other unmentionables that I mention from time to time: you can now go straight there by clicking the “Crash Test Baby” link in the nice short menu at the top right of the page. Or just bookmark it, it’d probaby be easier. I’m bound to swear and talk about NSFW subjects sooner or later, no matter what category you visit, but I promise there’ll be no naked pics in the Crash Test Mummy category so visually [...]
Feb 102011
It’s come to my attention that my blog now has (a) lots of mentions of Mini-MI, and (b) absolutely bugger all modelling going on because I’m too busy writing and raising a baby to get my shit together and scrub up for a shoot. Can this state of affairs continue?
Jan 062011
She may not be crawling, but her escapology skills and her sense of self-preservation are coming along just fine.
