Apr 082011
 
 April 8, 2011  Posted by at 22:11 Fetish and teh sex Tagged with: , , ,  Comments Off

My favourite sexy shop LoveHoney is running its “Design A Sex Toy” competition again.  They’ve already facilitated the invention and production of the amazing Sqweel oral sex simulator for women, and now they’re looking for this year’s most innovative sex toy design from you. I’ve hardly got time to even think about sex, let alone come up with drawings and descriptions of imaginary toys, so I’m relying on you rabble. Dream up something amazing. Design the toy you always wanted. Better yet, design the toy I always wanted. That way I can buy one when you win. For those of

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May 042010
 
 May 4, 2010  Posted by at 18:13 Crash Test Baby, Fetish and teh sex, The Picture of Machiavelli Id Tagged with: , , ,  Comments Off
MI's pregnant housework fetish shoot

With thanks to mum for the loan of her kitchen and her feather duster thingy… These pics are from my second fetish shoot with Brian Southam (Brian2008 on modelling networks, should you want to look him up). They were taken just 4 days before I gave birth, and I’d already had another shoot earlier that day, hence me being proper knackered and wasting a few captures by looking half asleep. Fortunately Brian’s one of the most easygoing togs I’ve worked with, so he pretended not to notice the huge dark circles under my eyes while I dusted, washed up, handcuffed

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Dec 312009
 
 December 31, 2009  Posted by at 15:58 Machiavelli Id's list of lists Tagged with: , , , , , ,  Comments Off
The traditional new year musings

Here we are at the end of 2009, or here I am anyway – dunno where/when you’ll be when you read this but I hope it’s all good.  Time now to do the Janus thing & take a look at the passing and incoming years… Things I’ve enjoyed in 2009: My work, both writing and modelling. My friends and family, who I often ignore but do love very much. Some decent films – Law Abiding Citizen was one of my favourites, and District 9 was highly engaging for such a simple narrative.  Avatar was fairly unoriginal but very nice to look at.  Gamer was much less

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Dec 092009
 
 December 9, 2009  Posted by at 22:10 Fetish and teh sex, Machiavelli Id's list of lists Tagged with: , , , , ,  Comments Off

(I’ve had Santa Baby stuck on continuous loop in my head for days now, even though I’ve been avoiding all shopping centres and other xmas venues.  To exorcise the muzakal demons, I’m writing my letter to Santa…) * * * * * * * Dear Fat Man, Hogfather, La Befana, Grandfather Frost, Jack the Pumpkin King, or whoever you are, I may not have been a good girl all year, but I’ve been a pretty good bad girl.  And you have millions of small children sit on your lap, so who are you to judge?  This is some stuffs I

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Jul 102009
 
 July 10, 2009  Posted by at 16:21 All psychology is amateur, Fetish and teh sex Tagged with: , , ,  Comments Off

“I like to inflict happiness. If that means suffering, I assist.” I said this to someone earlier today, and it snagged my thoughts for a while. The notion of happiness as inflicted, implying an unwilling victim. The choice of “assist” [unspoken "...with"], rather than inflict, indulge, provide, or any other verb that only flows one way.  The phrasing, the sound of the sentences in my head, the way that voice came so naturally when the conversation turned to domination and submission, sadism and masochism. To clarify, because I’m aware I may not have mentioned it before: Once upon a time,

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Jun 222009
 
 June 22, 2009  Posted by at 13:21 Machiavelli Id's list of lists, The Picture of Machiavelli Id Tagged with: , , , , , ,  Comments Off
Things I've done for the sake of a great photo...

Lay NAKED in fallen leaves full of SPIDERS, and pretended to be dead (with a big SWORD). Hung upside down from a TRAPEZE by my knees. Climbed into a giant BIRDCAGE & fought for a piece of CHOCOLATE. Brandished a SABRE in a mechanic’s PIT. Cast a MAGICK spell, SKYCLAD. Got repeatedly dropped into a TANK full of WATER. Burned my ARSE on a hot SKATE RAMP (it was a sunny day). If you want to see all the results, keep an eye on my portfolio page.

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