Happy Jubilee, Your Majazzle!

Dear gods, I don’t know what to say about this. Um, what better way to celebrate Her Royal Majesty’s 60th everything than by sticking some crown-shaped sparkles to your lady garden? Srsly? Your bedazzled mind must be fried, but hey, it’s your call. And it’s nowhere near as worrying a political statement as the Obama-headed dildo I saw a couple of weeks ago. If you really want to get one of these, you’ll find them for sale at Lovehoney for a fiver, along with a huge pile of sexy stuff for women, men and couples. Please, don’t send me your photos. [...]

 
Festival Makeup Survival

This is a guest post by Bee at Bee Loves Beauty.   Since the sun is well and truly out and long holiday weekends beckon, I thought it might be a nice idea to share some tips and recommendations for make up survival at festivals. Based on trial and (considerable) error, I’ve come up with some golden hints I swear by. Hopefully these will help us to avoid the third-day-leprous look that can afflict the make up wearing festie-goer.

 
Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Pretty, Hate Me Cause I'm a Vapid Twat!

Apparently, Brick is not only pestered by offers of champagne from aeroplane captains, and waived bar tabs from bartenders, but also suffers the agony of being disliked by other girls for being too pretty.

 
Image of the Week: Butterfly Blue Rest by Shannon Kringen

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Image of the Week: The Sombrero Galaxy by NASA

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Image of the Week: A Rainbow of Fruity Flavor by Micky Zlimen

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Image of the Week: Elsa by Altsune

This super dollfie pic is one of my favourites – the perfect glowing platinum hair, the skin texture, the way I can see into her wrist joints. And I like that she’s posed next to a mirror, too. Nice work, Ovada! You can see more dollfies and other stuff at Altsune.com. Want to Win Image of the Week? Send me the URL to your image, or email me the file as an attachment if you must.  I’m on Facebook and Twitter and my email is mi@machiavelliid.com. Give me whatever info you like about you or your image.  That’s it. [No [...]

 
Image of the Week: Infinite Sadness by miskan

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Is too much makeup bad for your health?

This is a guest post by Jennifer Adams of Shouting in Digital. When you’re feeling a little shy, there’s nothing like slicking on a little lipstick and mascara for improving your mood. In fact, there are some days when I’m happy to just plaster it on, especially if I’ve got a particularly big night out or important work appointment. It’s a good way to feel a little braver, as well as perk up your appearance.  However, recent studies about some products have got me thinking – could wearing too much makeup actually be bad for your health? Of course, the idea [...]

 

7pm UTC/GMT Saturday, the moon is its closest to earth this year – and on the night of the full moon :) one to watch….

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