Toddlers affect every single aspect of your existence. Yes, of course having a baby does that anyway, but toddlers are a lot harder to keep up with. Here are 10 ways to recognise that your toddler has taken over your life:

1. You can name every character on In The Night Garden, but you don’t know what day it is.

2. You do know what day it is, but only because the kids’ TV presenters were singing about it.

3. Your most exciting conversation today went along the lines of, “What’s that?” “It’s a shoe.” “What’s that?” “A shoe.” “What’s that?” “Still a shoe.” “What’s THAT?” “That, surprisingly enough, is the same shoe you asked about earlier. It’s a shoe.” “What’s that?”…