Cute Photo Alert! A Toddler Stole My Keys

For as long as mankind has had keys, babykind has been fascinated with those keys. They’re an interesting, possibly shiny or jingly, definitely biteable or suckable toy to any tiny mind seeking entertainment. By the time they’re toddlers, kids think keys are even more magical. Not only fun but also a tool for opening exciting boxes or –even better!– doors and windows onto the outside world. Plus the keys are clearly important to the grown-ups, which makes stealing them or hiding them much more satisfying. My Toddler, My Key Thief Hmm, these look interesting… is that a beetle preserved in [...]

 
Toddler Changing Rooms: Messy Makeover

A toddler can make a mess within seconds. Especially if she thinks that Miffy and Baby Annabell need a nappy change.

 
Parents Who Hid Child's Gender for Five Years Now Face Backlash

This is one of the daftest things I’ve ever heard. As if having a yellow bedroom and wearing what you like could somehow psychologically damage a kid! In fact, the yellow bedroom was probably the most traumatic thing about it. Essentially, a somewhat eccentric  British couple had a baby, named him Sasha, and kept his gender a secret from most people. When he started primary school, they thought it’d be best to tell people his gender. Everyone made a big fuss about it, not really clear why. All I can say is that sex and gender aren’t quite the same [...]

 

This is pretty much how I remember the logic of comparing and competing about our parents when I was a kid.

I remember my sister telling people her dad was a strong man. I told him this and he said she was right. She meant like in a circus though, with a fancy mustache and tight leopard print pants with the fashioned-in braces.

 
Shh... Even sleeping babies can hear you're unhappy

You know those times when you’ve stressed out loud while your baby was sleeping? Turns out it can still hear how you feel.

 
Animal Intelligence: Crows learn who to mouth off at

We need to remember the crows before we display prejudice, anger, hatred and aggression. Let’s not have our children grow up screaming at masks only we’ve taught them to fear, when they don’t even know what’s underneath.

 
Baby TV: Won't somebody please think of the children?

Did they get Prince Philip to script this? I should sue them for the injuries sustained in dropping my jaw to the fucking floor.

 
 January 6, 2011  Posted by at 16:52 Crash Test Baby ,  No Responses »

She may not be crawling, but her escapology skills and her sense of self-preservation are coming along just fine.

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