Image of the Week: Win A Dream Holiday

Jan 202012
 
 January 20, 2012  Posted by at 17:34 The 4nim4l, The Picture of Machiavelli Id, The word of Machiavelli Id , , , , , ,  No Responses »
Image of the Week: Win A Dream Holiday

My mate posted this on Facebook. I thought this was ironic due to the fact this paper came out only a couple of days after the Costa Concordia tragedy happened (on Friday 13th January, woo00ooo), and just above the photo of the sinking cruise ship they’ve got a big red headline offering to win a dream holiday. Mmm, I think not. I wonder if they got in trouble for this ? ***** 4nim4l ***** Want to Win Image of the Week? Send me the URL to your image, or email me the file as an attachment if you must.  I’m [...]

Facebook frottage (it’s like frape, but technically less intrusive)

Mar 272011
 
 March 27, 2011  Posted by at 21:23 Machiavelli Id goes digital , ,  No Responses »

Rather than tormenting some poor bugger by fraping them with a status update about their porn addiction/masturbation habits/sexually transmitted infections, why not abuse the EdgeRank algorithm to reverse-stalk them?

R.I.P. Dawn

Nov 192010
 
 November 19, 2010  Posted by at 19:47 All psychology is amateur , , ,  No Responses »
R.I.P. Dawn

She was a wonderful woman – a loud, aggressive, rude, immature, caring, funny, maternal, vulnerable whirlwind, burning past in a Land Rover while texting and throwing a cigarette butt out the window. Unforgettable.

If you’d like to make a donation to Women’s Aid, text ACT to 84424 and a £3 donation will be made from your phone credit.

Mom kills baby for interrupting FarmVille

Oct 292010
 
 October 29, 2010  Posted by at 11:02 Machiavelli Id goes digital , , , ,  No Responses »
Mom kills baby for interrupting FarmVille

Everyone needs at least intermittent contact with the big Out There. They don’t even have to go out; if they’ve already lost their sight, skin pigmentation and social skills from loitering in the long dark teatime of the internet, they could just invite someone round for cake.

Frape: not just a poorly spelled milkshake/coffee anymore

Sep 292010
 
 September 29, 2010  Posted by at 21:09 Machiavelli Id goes digital , ,  3 Responses »
Frape: not just a poorly spelled milkshake/coffee anymore

I must admit, I once Fraped a friend and changed his profile pic to one of him passed out drunk on a pile of empty bottles, his head nestled on a large stuffed toy version of Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants.

Caught in the web again

May 242010
 
 May 24, 2010  Posted by at 06:21 Bring on the dancing girls!, Machiavelli Id goes digital, Machiavelli Id's list of lists, The science of Machiavelli Id , , , , , , , , ,  No Responses »

How Many Calories Do You Burn While Tweeting? (Mashable.com) There’s an app for that… 2DGoggles.com: a genius webcomic featuring Charles Babbage and Ada Lovelace. The SciencePhoto.com collection of sciencey images is vast enough for hours of edifying browsing. Who Calls Me – if you get missed calls or messages from unknown organisations, put in the phone number from your caller ID into the search box to find out who uses that number and what experiences other users have had with them. The Rebel Pin-Up Page publishes a new pin-up picture each day with lovely retro-styled ladies on three different networks: Facebook, [...]

MI <3 teh hinterweb

May 102010
 
 May 10, 2010  Posted by at 12:10 Machiavelli Id goes digital, Machiavelli Id's list of lists, The science of Machiavelli Id , , , , , , , , ,  No Responses »

Stuff I’ve appreciated while flailing around in the net: Chimpanzees Use Sex Tools (Physorg.com) Male chimps attract attention by rustling dry leaves to get lady chimps to check out their erections.  Sound effects are woefully underused by human males in courting, IMO, except for farting, belching, and Eric Clapton (none of which work on me, sorry). Facebook’s Gone Rogue; It’s Time for an Open Alternative  (Wired.com) A critique of FB’s worrying privacy policies and user interface, and a call to action for open source developers. BabycareAdvice.com Articles Useful info for parents/carers.  The advice on this site is relatively sane and [...]

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