5 Fun Ways to Spruce Up Your Popcorn

Mar 222012
 
 March 22, 2012  Posted by at 10:12 Eating with Machiavelli Id, Machiavelli Id's list of lists , ,  Comments Off
5 Fun Ways to Spruce Up Your Popcorn

This is a guest post by Marcela Spafford. Don’t forget to brush your teeth!  Popcorn has been loved for hundreds of years and while European settlers were a bit skeptical of the food at first, they quickly learned to love it. However, a few centuries can make a once loved snack into something tasteless and boring. Thankfully, there are several ways to punch up the flavor in this old favorite. Here are just five fun ways to spruce up your popcorn. Chocolate Who doesn’t love chocolate? This is one of the most popular ways to flavor popcorn and is much [...]

I Wanted a Vibrator, Not an Extra Penis

Mar 032012
 
 March 3, 2012  Posted by at 10:32 Fetish and teh sex, Machiavelli Id's list of lists , , , ,  4 Responses »
I Wanted a Vibrator, Not an Extra Penis

I’ve come to the conclusion that too many vibrators are designed by people who see them as some sort of penis replacement.  Even vibrators meant for external use are often willy-shaped.  This seems fairly daft; there are few vibrating penises in the world, so why apply that model to so many sex toys? Here are my top 6 [because top 5s are so over] other shapes of vibrating sexual implement… 1. The Ring Vibrating cock rings are one of my favourite really simple sex toys – they’re easy to use, they add a bit of extra buzz to the sex you’re [...]

Unnecessary Redundancy

Jan 262012
 
 January 26, 2012  Posted by at 13:05 Machiavelli Id's list of lists, The Picture of Machiavelli Id, The word of Machiavelli Id , , , , , ,  No Responses »
Unnecessary Redundancy

One of my pet hates is redundant language; I reserve the right to “really truly” for emphasis if I want to, but all that “05-hundred AM in the morning” stuff is for cock jockeys. Here’s a little visual celebration of redundancy in action:

S/S 2012 Fashions I Won’t Be Following…

Jan 242012
 
 January 24, 2012  Posted by at 11:55 Inside Machiavelli Id , , , ,  No Responses »
S/S 2012 Fashions I Won't Be Following...

Now, I’m not sure if it’s just that I’m deeply untrendy, or whether fashion has crawled back up its own arsehole and died, but there are some trends I simply will not be doing. Ever, if I can help it.

Five Crazy Rulers in History

Nov 162011
 
 November 16, 2011  Posted by at 02:24 Machiavelli Id's list of lists , , , , ,  No Responses »
Five Crazy Rulers in History

We’ve had some crazy times with American Presidents over the years, but it’s been nothing compared to some of the rulers in ancient history. With the upcoming U.S. election, it’s time to take a look back. And let’s at least be grateful we haven’t had to live under the reign of some of these crazy guys (and girls).

Call for guest bloggers

Jun 262011
 
 June 26, 2011  Posted by at 14:35 Machiavelli Id goes digital , , , ,  2 Responses »
Call for guest bloggers

Pop quiz, hotshot. How many of the following are you? interesting creative funny excitable imaginative geeky sexy open-minded opinionated oddball honest eloquent obsessive insightful snarky freaky or Z, all of the above? If you said yep to more than half of those, we want you.  If you said yep to the last one, we really really want you. I’m looking for new guest bloggers that will blow our heads off with their awesomeness.  Or just spout some mad gubbins that entertains us.  That’ll do. Interested? Here’s how: Email mi@machiavelliid.com and tell me Who or what you are Where you blog [...]

Mrs Anne X Ample’s favourite websites

Jun 112011
 
 June 11, 2011  Posted by at 22:38 Machiavelli Id goes digital, Machiavelli Id's list of lists , ,  No Responses »
Mrs Anne X Ample's favourite websites

In my Saturday afternoon ennui, I’ve decided to look up URLs that sound like unreal examples. Here’s what I found: www.example.com Like example.org, this has been reserved so that it _can_ be used as an example in documents, presentations etc without leading anyone to a random site. A random site like these: www.example.co.uk Doesn’t seem to exist, but http://example.co.uk does & took me to a Smartways Technology webmail portal that looked cowboy compared to the company’s website. www.anexample.com Don’t go there.  You’ll have to shut your browser down to escape… www.notarealurl.com Exists & is a blog feeding images of reality [...]

Mini-MI’s hit list

May 032011
 
 May 3, 2011  Posted by at 18:27 Crash Test Baby, Machiavelli Id's list of lists , , ,  No Responses »

Now a whole year old, she’s getting retrofunked and checking out her punk roots….

3 things people really should tell you to put in your hospital bag

Apr 092011
 
 April 9, 2011  Posted by at 22:53 Crash Test Baby, Machiavelli Id's list of lists , , ,  2 Responses »

First off, stop calling it a hospital bag. You’re not an invalid, for fuck’s sake – you’re about to heroically expel a small human being from your body. That’s a survival kit you’re preparing.

Mini-MI’s hit list

Dec 182010
 
 December 18, 2010  Posted by at 19:03 Crash Test Baby, Machiavelli Id's list of lists , ,  No Responses »

Another selection of tunes from Mini-MI’s rapidly expanding list of favourites. This month, she’s discovered the joys of rap and is continuing her love affair with the catchy bassline.

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