S/S 2012 Fashions I Won't Be Following...

Now, I’m not sure if it’s just that I’m deeply untrendy, or whether fashion has crawled back up its own arsehole and died, but there are some trends I simply will not be doing. Ever, if I can help it.

Jan 162012
 
WTF Happened There?

I just had one of those mad traffic spikes: not a StumbleUpon flashmob, not a run of Facebook click-throughs, but a burst of activity that comes mainly from organic search. Look: As it turns out, I had a lot of hits from people searching for Mike Crawley. Which isn’t surprising, because he’s a superstar and because he does nudie photos. There were a couple of hours there when it was all just busy, busy, busy – for this place, at least. I’m used to pootling along at no more than a hundred or so views a day most of the time, so this [...]

 

OK, I keep getting asked about fetish images and bdsm in particular, so here’s a quick guide to what I’ve got for you:

 
Image of the Week: Elsa by Altsune

This super dollfie pic is one of my favourites – the perfect glowing platinum hair, the skin texture, the way I can see into her wrist joints. And I like that she’s posed next to a mirror, too. Nice work, Ovada! You can see more dollfies and other stuff at Altsune.com. Want to Win Image of the Week? Send me the URL to your image, or email me the file as an attachment if you must.  I’m on Facebook and Twitter and my email is mi@machiavelliid.com. Give me whatever info you like about you or your image.  That’s it. [No [...]

 
Is too much makeup bad for your health?

This is a guest post by Jennifer Adams of Shouting in Digital. When you’re feeling a little shy, there’s nothing like slicking on a little lipstick and mascara for improving your mood. In fact, there are some days when I’m happy to just plaster it on, especially if I’ve got a particularly big night out or important work appointment. It’s a good way to feel a little braver, as well as perk up your appearance.  However, recent studies about some products have got me thinking – could wearing too much makeup actually be bad for your health? Of course, the idea [...]

 

The ever-caring Barney of BD-Company has herded together 14 models for a charity pin-up calendar – available for the 2011-12 academic year, or the 2012 normal dullards year. Go and buy one at the bd-shop and give it to an elderly relative. That is all.

Mar 122011
 
The boobie blues

I just have one problem: WTF happened to my tits? When they’re empty, they look it. Seriously. It’s like someone stole my breasts and left a pair of socks stapled to my chest in their place.

 
Oh gods, I'm a mommyblog

It’s come to my attention that my blog now has (a) lots of mentions of Mini-MI, and (b) absolutely bugger all modelling going on because I’m too busy writing and raising a baby to get my shit together and scrub up for a shoot. Can this state of affairs continue?

 

I feel I should apologise to the French teacher whose “Assayay voo sill voo play” accent I used to mock… apparently hearing new languages in familiar accents makes you learn faster.

 
MI's pregnant housework fetish shoot

With thanks to mum for the loan of her kitchen and her feather duster thingy… These pics are from my second fetish shoot with Brian Southam (Brian2008 on modelling networks, should you want to look him up). They were taken just 4 days before I gave birth, and I’d already had another shoot earlier that day, hence me being proper knackered and wasting a few captures by looking half asleep. Fortunately Brian’s one of the most easygoing togs I’ve worked with, so he pretended not to notice the huge dark circles under my eyes while I dusted, washed up, handcuffed [...]

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