Happy Jubilee, Your Majazzle!

May 302012
 
 May 30, 2012  Posted by at 14:32 Fetish and teh sex , , , ,  No Responses »
Happy Jubilee, Your Majazzle!

Dear gods, I don’t know what to say about this. Um, what better way to celebrate Her Royal Majesty’s 60th everything than by sticking some crown-shaped sparkles to your lady garden? Srsly? Your bedazzled mind must be fried, but hey, it’s your call. And it’s nowhere near as worrying a political statement as the Obama-headed dildo I saw a couple of weeks ago. If you really want to get one of these, you’ll find them for sale at Lovehoney for a fiver, along with a huge pile of sexy stuff for women, men and couples. Please, don’t send me your photos. [...]

Blu Tack Porn

May 022012
 
 May 2, 2012  Posted by at 10:38 Fetish and teh sex, Machiavelli Id goes forth , ,  No Responses »
Blu Tack Porn

We found this creatively pornographic use of Blu Tack on our way to the local duck pond the other day. Nice recontextualisation of the existing cup-mark-like features of the wall. Sorry the photo’s a bit blurred – I was being pulled along by a toddler at the time.

Are Sex Robots In Our Future?

Apr 252012
 
 April 25, 2012  Posted by at 10:04 Fetish and teh sex, The science of Machiavelli Id , , , , , ,  2 Responses »
Are Sex Robots In Our Future?

Researchers (and in this case I use the term researchers loosely) from the Victoria Management School, Victoria University of Wellington have predicted that we’ll be sleeping with sex bots in 40 years. The “study” came from a management school, not a psychology or science department. And any prediction of technology that is 40 years out is largely guesswork. You can predict pretty much anything that far out and be lauded for your foresight without being held accountable if your predictions don’t come true.

What’s Easter Really About? Fire, Sex and Food (and Astronomy)

Apr 082012
 
 April 8, 2012  Posted by at 10:00 All psychology is amateur, The science of Machiavelli Id , , , , , , , ,  No Responses »
What's Easter Really About? Fire, Sex and Food (and Astronomy)

Easter: if you ask me, it’s about fire, sex and food. Isn’t everything? We’re the ones who left the cave empty, but we brought all our primal baggage out with us.

I Wanted a Vibrator, Not an Extra Penis

Mar 032012
 
 March 3, 2012  Posted by at 10:32 Fetish and teh sex, Machiavelli Id's list of lists , , , ,  4 Responses »
I Wanted a Vibrator, Not an Extra Penis

I’ve come to the conclusion that too many vibrators are designed by people who see them as some sort of penis replacement.  Even vibrators meant for external use are often willy-shaped.  This seems fairly daft; there are few vibrating penises in the world, so why apply that model to so many sex toys? Here are my top 6 [because top 5s are so over] other shapes of vibrating sexual implement… 1. The Ring Vibrating cock rings are one of my favourite really simple sex toys – they’re easy to use, they add a bit of extra buzz to the sex you’re [...]

Heads up for a girly new sex toy dealer!

Aug 182011
 
 August 18, 2011  Posted by at 00:13 Fetish and teh sex, Machiavelli Id goes digital , , ,  No Responses »
Heads up for a girly new sex toy dealer!

Just a quick one (fnar) to let the girly girls know about Pretty Little Sex Toys, an inoffensive new online sex toys & accessories store.

Design a sex toy, win £1000 AND get it made!

Apr 082011
 
 April 8, 2011  Posted by at 22:11 Fetish and teh sex , , ,  No Responses »

My favourite sexy shop LoveHoney is running its “Design A Sex Toy” competition again.  They’ve already facilitated the invention and production of the amazing Sqweel oral sex simulator for women, and now they’re looking for this year’s most innovative sex toy design from you. I’ve hardly got time to even think about sex, let alone come up with drawings and descriptions of imaginary toys, so I’m relying on you rabble. Dream up something amazing. Design the toy you always wanted. Better yet, design the toy I always wanted. That way I can buy one when you win. For those of [...]

stuff I’ve seen online today

Aug 032010
 
 August 3, 2010  Posted by at 22:45 Machiavelli Id goes digital , , , ,  No Responses »

I feel I should apologise to the French teacher whose “Assayay voo sill voo play” accent I used to mock… apparently hearing new languages in familiar accents makes you learn faster.

Online awesomeness

Jun 052010
 
 June 5, 2010  Posted by at 06:49 Fetish and teh sex, Machiavelli Id goes digital, Machiavelli Id's list of lists , , , , , , , ,  No Responses »

Things that have made me yay/lol/:-O/wtf/ha!/etc: Giant clothes swap at Bigwardrobe.com. Having Sex: It’s All in Your Head (Wired.com) The neurochemistry of  shagging. Warner Bros Sued for Pirating Anti Piracy Technology (The Escapist.com) Raised a ha! and a bit of a lol. Do we clamp the umbilical cord too soon? (ScienceDaily.com) Evidence that clamping should be delayed in normal births to maximise transmission of stem cells, clotting factors and whatnot to the child. Eat bacteria to boost brain power (NewScientist.com) Playing in the dirt & eating mud makes you smarter. Official.

MI <3 teh hinterweb

May 102010
 
 May 10, 2010  Posted by at 12:10 Machiavelli Id goes digital, Machiavelli Id's list of lists, The science of Machiavelli Id , , , , , , , , ,  No Responses »

Stuff I’ve appreciated while flailing around in the net: Chimpanzees Use Sex Tools (Physorg.com) Male chimps attract attention by rustling dry leaves to get lady chimps to check out their erections.  Sound effects are woefully underused by human males in courting, IMO, except for farting, belching, and Eric Clapton (none of which work on me, sorry). Facebook’s Gone Rogue; It’s Time for an Open Alternative  (Wired.com) A critique of FB’s worrying privacy policies and user interface, and a call to action for open source developers. BabycareAdvice.com Articles Useful info for parents/carers.  The advice on this site is relatively sane and [...]

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